circlespinner:

taintmotel:

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

periegesisvoid:

raygun1247:

somedumbduck:

the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

hes shaped like a friend

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

ziraseal:

smuganimebitch:

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

femoids:

tattooedheart:

comcastkills:

people who aggressively hate cats are weird

people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.

(Source: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

• 5100/1500 = 3.4
  

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

• 80/3.4 
  

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

• 5100/1052 = 4.85
  

then to change to human terms

• 80/4.85 = 16.4948
  

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

(Source: sunfortune)

blaqlogik:

venusinpendeja:

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

This would be me if I had any